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[birds chirping]
[chuckles]
[music playing]
[knock on door]
[groans]
What?
[knock on door]
Down. Down.
[knock on door]
No, no! Don't tase me!
Uh, I thought maybe they were important leggings?
Uh...
all right, I'm gonna...
Yeah?
[chuckles]
You're stupid.
I'm gonna give y'all a couple minutes to talk.
I'll be right there.
[chuckles]
[music playing]
[ball bouncing]
Oh. Wow, you are wearing next to nothing.
I-Is that one of the guys from your gay dodgeball team?
No. That is Shep,
Kate's ex-fiancé,
the first one.
Shep, the Georgia one.
- Yeah. - Okay.
He's not, in your opinion,
in any way, physically attractive, right?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I'm... I'm sorry.
Um...
it's just it's a really strange time.
Is that why you didn't come last night?
It's not like you.
I shouldn't have stood you up.
I shouldn't have done that. I just...
Swoosh.
Hey. I'm Shep.
Cool.
[sizzling]
[Michael sniffs]
[sniffs]
[keys clatter]
[music playing]
Why can't he drink? It's Saturday.
♪ The love undercover... ♪
There is the Michael I know and love.
Yep.
Okay.
Yay.
[mouthing words]
Okay. Part three.
Is this...
Wigminton! Fuck, yes!
What's wigminton?
Wigminton is my fucking jam, is what it is.
Okay, it's when, uh, muscular gay guys get together
and prove that they are gay by putting on wigs,
but also that they're not too gay by playing sports.
It's fucking badass. Oh, my God. Thank you.
Can I play? I'd love to play, if that's allowed.
I know the rules
of your community can be very specific.
We'd be honored if you would play with us.
[new song playing]
♪ Jayy Starr ♪
♪ Shirts off like it's Mardi Gras ♪
♪ I don't know about you, I came to party, y'all ♪
♪ Say they full-court press, but they hardly ball ♪
♪ I'm the best, yes, viral call ♪
♪ Don't compare me to them, I do real, fake it ♪
♪ All drinks on the house if you continue to shake it ♪
♪ That's how it is when you roll with me ♪
♪ You and everybody feeling like Jodeci ♪
♪ You got me feelin' naughty ♪
♪ Your hands all over my body ♪
♪ Can't be your little shorty ♪
♪ Bad girls just like to party ♪
♪ I ain't lookin' for no love ♪
♪ In this club, in this club ♪
♪ I ain't lookin' for no love ♪
♪ In this club, club ♪
♪ Y'all can't tell me ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Y'all can't tell me ♪
♪ Bad girls just like to party ♪
[music continues softer]
♪ Please tell me nada ♪
♪ They cold out-Prada ♪
♪ I make it with some men like ta-da... ♪
Let the games begin!
Argh!
Jesus Christ.
'm not trying to intimidate you, dawg,
but I was the Wii Tennis champ at my bunk
at Camp B'nai Shalom.
[music playing]
Come on. It's noon.
I did Google it, and I found it. AA.com.
Okay, who wants to play first?
Blondes verse brunettes?
Ooh, ooh, deaf against hearing.
I can be on both teams.
- Ryan: And break! - ♪ Born for this ♪
♪ Born for this ♪
♪ I was born for this... ♪
♪ I wasn't promised forever ♪
♪ But I'll be fightin' for more... ♪
So you're like a gym guy?
Ah, no, I don't really work out.
I just lift a lot of boxes and stuff.
Oh, cool. So this is, like, natural then?
Judge, referee,
king of the world.
Okay, king,
so what are we playing for?
Love it.
♪ I was born for this... ♪
Boom!
This is what bonding looks like.
Like what?
Happy? Fun?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine with it.
Oh, good. Okay.
This is gonna be a fun day.
♪ Anytime that you like ♪
♪ Gonna give you my heart to break ♪
♪ One look at you, I'm paralyzed ♪
♪ I feel my body say yes ♪
♪ Where's my self-control? ♪
♪ Even if it means that I'll never ♪
♪ Put myself back together ♪
♪ Gonna give you my heart to break ♪
♪ Even if I end up in shatters ♪
♪ Baby, it doesn't matter, gonna give you my heart... ♪
It's a little weird and overwhelming, huh, all the signing?
Sometimes. I understand some.
How long you in town for?
Good question. I don't know.
I came to surprise Kate,
and then she stood me up last night.
Oh, really? Oh.
Oh, that's... that's rough, man.
- I'm sorry. - Yeah.
We had this amazing morning,
and then, all of a sudden, she flakes on dinner.
Ucch. Well, guy to guy, um, it just sounds
like she's not feeling you, you know?
I mean, what was amazing about the other morning,
you were saying, specifically?
Ryan: Ooh! You're scoring on yourself.
Come on. Let me score on you.
Your friends seem nice.
Like I said...
it's just been a really strange time.
If it's a no,
you can just tell me no.
What if it's a "I don't know"?
[chuckles]
I'm... I'm gonna get some water.
I'm thirsty. Are you thirsty?
I am in the finals.
Proud of me?
And I am getting along with Kate today.
♪ Oh oh, oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh, oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh... ♪
♪ It's all we've ever known ♪
♪ It's all we've ever wanted... ♪
Whoo!
Okay. Just one second.
Just hold on. Okay.
I'm four points from the singles championship.
Just root for me.
Hey, hey.
Okay. Whatever.
Keep going.
♪ Racing, you watch out ♪
♪ Unlock the side door ♪
♪ Let me in... ♪
What about the singles?
- [air raid siren blaring] - Babe?
♪ Quit acting like you didn't get the protocol ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ We're never listenin' ♪
♪ Mother of our livin' ♪
♪ Bearin' all them children ♪
♪ Still we steppin' dollars ♪
♪ We's in power ♪
♪ 'Cause our celebrity is unique... ♪
Ryan: Nice.
[laughs]
Ah. Funny.
Okay. Okay, not funny.
Stop.
Yeah, I see you, too.
Uhh. Off.
Ryan: Last round, guys.
Hey.
What, me?
Okay. Uh, never have I ever eaten sushi.
[blows lips]
Uh...
[chuckles]
Oh, fuck this.
No, no. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You don't know how sorry I am.
When did you sleep with him?
Was it before or after you slept with me?
I fucked up, okay?
I really... I fucked up.
What happened to you, Kate?
I hate you.
You're not making any fucking sense!
Stop! Stop!
Look at me. Stop. Hey, hey.
Hey. Hey.
You're okay.
Stop.
[heart beating]
[heartbeat stops]
Wha...
Yeah. Uh...
i-it's really great to see you.
It's been a long time. I-I know.
Hey!
[water squirts]
Stop. Michael.
Ryan: Stop.
It's... Stop. It's all right. Please.
[winces]
Enough with the fucking gun.
All right, stop.
Come here.
Everybody just back up.
Hey, hey, hey. Come here, okay?
We just go inside.
You've gotta stop.
Okay, stop.
Ryan, just stop!
What? What?
You've been enabling him this whole time.
Are you fucking joking?
- No. - Oh, my God.
You helped create this whole fucking mess!
Not you, okay? The situation.
It's not you.
- Look at him. - I see him.
- Just look at him. - Please stop. Please.
Come on.
[yells]
Just stop!
- [sobs] - I'm...[stammers]
Mikey, I-I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean for this to happen.
[music playing]
♪ Be still ♪
♪ We don't want them to hear us ♪
♪ You're so close ♪
♪ All I see is the blur ♪
♪ Of brown eyes ♪
♪ Kiss so nice ♪
♪ Stay tonight ♪
♪ Boy, what can I do? ♪
♪ This... ♪
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